March of the Machine Prerelease Achievements Game

Ryan Normandin
April 14, 2023


March of the Machine prerelease is finally here! Keep track of all your achievements throughout this prerelease weekend, and make sure to let us know your scores in the comments down below! 




Pay 0 mana for a Convoke spell.

Flip a Praetor.

Get to the final chapter of a Praetor Saga.

Use Invasion of Tarkir to kill another Battle.

Use Transcendent Message and Chrome Host Seedshark to make a giant Phyrexian.

Have Ancient Imperiosaur enter the battlefield as a 20/20.

One-shot an opponent with City on Fire.

Curse Hexproof as you die to Copper Host Crusher.

Hose an opponent with a color hoser.

Cast Tandem Takedown once and be convinced it’s one of the best uncommons in the set.

Use Surge of Salvation as a White Counterspell.

Use Fearless Skald as a sorcery speed Temur Battle Rage.

Do Something CoolTM with Omen Hawker

Use Elspeth’s Smite + Mirrodin Avenged to get a flavor win.

Seal from Existence Invasion of New Phyrexia to get another flavor win.

Free Invasion of New Phyrexia from Seal from Existence and announce to your opponent that you’re excited to announce New Phyrexia 2: Electric Boogaloo, coming Winter 2032. 

Play a Turn 1 Ragavan.

Disperse Ephara with Ephara’s Dispersal.

Use Cut Short to kill a Planeswalker with a three-mana instant-speed common. #feelsgoodman

Use Atraxa’s Fall to kill Atraxa.

Shut off Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree with Realmbreaker’s Grasp. Oops.

Put Beamtown Beatstick on a Ragavan for twice the fun.

Master Yargle’s flavor text.

Control both First Mate Ragavan and Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer.

Cast one of the WUBRG spells (Invasion of Alara, Omnath, Locus of All)

Win with Poison counteres.

Build your deck so that you can have a Companion.

Win a Battle with Marchesa.

Use See Double to clone a Legendary creature to save it from a removal spell.

Splash an off-color spell with Wrenn and Realmbreaker.

Create a card draw engine with Dusk Legion Duelist and card(s) that add counters.

Whiff on a Knight-Errant of Eos.

Get a mill win (or loss!) with Breach the Multiverse.

Breach the Multiverse with Hidetsugu and Kairi.

Activate Orthion’s 9 mana ability.

Use Invasion of Xerex to reset a Battle.

Add at least 5 mana with Kami of Whispered Hope’s ability.

Finally trade one-for-one with a planeswalker with Render Inert.

Backup an opponent’s creature to get an edge (for example, with Streetwise Negotiator).

Draw a card with Tablet of Compleation.

Negate Gift of Compleation to live out the artwork.

Stop your opponent from making mana with Fleetwheel Racer the turn it comes into play.

Give Kithkin Billyrider something cool to ride instead of a goat – like a Marauding Dreadship.

Put Elspeth into your hand with Moment of Truth.

Take a Chandra with Traumatic Revelation.

Mill an opponent with Realmbreaker.

Build a control deck that uses Phyrexian Archivist looping cards as the win condition.

Use Urn of Godfire to kill a God.

Watch an opponent whiff on Seed of Hope when you point out to them that it only returns permanents from among the milled cards.

Cry out, “Yattaaaa!” when you get an extra card off Faerie Mastermind.

Re-incubate a Phyrexian by sacrificing a Phyrexian token to Compleated Huntmaster.

Ryan Normandin is a grinder from Boston who has lost at the Pro Tour, in GP & SCG Top 8's, and to 7-year-olds at FNM. Despite being described as "not funny" by his best friend and "the worst Magic player ever" by Twitch chat, he cheerfully decided to blend his lack of talents together to write funny articles about Magic.