Fat Ass

Unhinged

Card Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman

Cost: 4 Colorless ManaGreen Mana

Card Text: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Flavor Text: Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

P/T: 2 / 3½

Artist: Jeremy Jarvis

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