Kamigaway Neon Dynasty Prerelease Achievement Game

Ryan Normandin
February 11, 2022
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Happy Prerelease Weekend!

 

Achievement

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Win the game with no cards in your library by decking an opponent with Cloudsteel Kirin

Cast an Invoke spell on Turn 5

Build Limited Eggs with Brilliant Restoration

Activate Kyodai, Soul of Kamigawa

Use Replication Specialist to copy Mindlink Mech. Crew Mindlink Mech into a copy of Kiki-Jiki, then create a clone of it with Kiki-Jiki

Build 5C Shrines

Deal 20 with Dragonspark Reactor

Counter an opponent’s spell by lucksacking a Discover the Impossible into Disruption Protocol or Essence Capture

Kill all opposing creatures with Spinning Wheel Kick

Whiff off Reality Heist because the hypergeometric probability distribution was too much work to look up

Play Assassin’s Ink for BB

Get all the value by sacrificing Experimental Synthesizer to Reckoner’s Bargain

Put a suit in a suit and Suit Up a Brute Suit

Target the Reality Chip with Tamiyo’s Safekeeping

Shed a tear when you cast Tamiyo, Compleated Sage

Cast The Kami War

Cast Eiganjo Uprising and die on the crackback.

Assemble Mechtitan.

Play multiple identical legends with Mirror Box.

Play Walking Skyscraper for 0.

Assemble the value engine of Network Terminal  + Containment Construct

Cast You Are Already Dead not because it’s a good play, but to send a message. Be sure to hold eye contact.

Give Risona extra Indestructible counters with Dramatist’s Puppet

Assemble all possible abilities with Eater of Virtue.

Cast an opponent’s bomb with Nashi.

Empty your library of lands with Kodama of the West Tree.

Loop Kairi, the Swirling Sky with Gloomshrieker.

Whenever you play When We Were Young, blast the song. You know the one.

Turn Kyodai, Soul of Kamigawa into a Demon with Blade of the Oni.

Have March of Burgeoning Life do something. Anything.

Copy a Saga ability with Weaver of Harmony.

Cast Iron Apprentice, Dockside Chef, or something else lame with The Dragon-Kami Reborn and comment that you kind of thought Rand would be a little more impressive.

Cast Blooming Deer and grumble that back in your day, you paid 5 mana for a vanilla 3/3 and you liked it! Kids these days don’t appreciate how good they have it.

Assemble all the “whenever a samurai or warrior attacks alone” cards to give an attacker all the abilities, then sac it to Eater of Virtue.

Deck yourself with Tempered in Solitude, then complain that you thought it was a “may.”

Exile a Kami with Debt to the Kami.

Stop an Unstoppable Ogre with a 1/1.

Put Tamiyo’s Compleation on Tamiyo, Completed Sage, then be confused.

Attack for 21 or more with Bronze Clubs.

Play Circuit Mender, and comment that Filigree Familiar was cuter.

Correct an opponent when they try to name “Shrine” off Secluded Courtyard.

Move to end step with lethal from both the Red and Blue Shrines, and then ask your opponent how they’d prefer to die.

Make Jukai Naturalist sad by modifying them, equipping them, and making them ride in a Vehicle.

Blow an opponent out with The Wandering Emperor, the best mythic combat trick ever.

Somehow kill an opponent with Vessel of the All-Consuming’s triggered ability rather than through damage.

Be edgy and counter an ability with Mirrorshell Crab rather than a spell.

Bring your Shrine count over five with Mirror Box. 

Make a Ninja Dragon or a Ninja Phyrexian with Satoru Umezawa.

Use Invoke Calamity to cast another Invoke spell.

Put a Boseiju, Who Endures into play with Boseiju Reaches Skyward.


Ryan Normandin is a grinder from Boston who has lost at the Pro Tour, in GP & SCG Top 8's, and to 7-year-olds at FNM. Despite being described as "not funny" by his best friend and "the worst Magic player ever" by Twitch chat, he cheerfully decided to blend his lack of talents together to write funny articles about Magic.